the sea ...

[Egginbonce]

I've bin swimming again... can do a mile non stop overarm now.. The sea's quite warm- much easier than it was in February. Saw a seal ( I think!) under the water- it gave me a start at first but i decided it was unlikely to be a great white....
 Water was pretty- translucent green with sunbeams shot through it, and shoals of small silvery fish  glinting in the sunlight.... There were quite a few other people on the beach, but as always, they stayed close to the edge, so I had the bay to myself! Called at GFs place on the way back- she was out, so I stole some biscuits and said hallo to Puss, who was asleep on the back step. Sainsburys to get a bottle of beer, which Im now drinking, sat by the pond, under a parasol while it rains....bliss!
  

[Egginbonce]

Was pissed all evening on one beer.... a friend foned me and chewed my ear for ages and now  im free again... Got a cheese, vegetable and tato pie in the oven, and caskur's conspicuous by her absence all of a sudden....She, I think, must have her fingers in her ears going "lalalalalalala.. cant hear you", in response to Trevs clearly much better informed Biblical knowledge than her own..... the JWs last resort, when cornered, is to block their ears, so as not to let in any of that nasty old reality...  Thanks be to God- sorry - to Trev! -ha! My wishy washy hippified responses weren't really getting to the heart of the matter, it seems.....Trev was right to the point on every item on the agenda....respec'  
So.. where were we, b4 WW3 broke out then?

[Egginbonce]

see- I post a non religion based post,( 2 in fact!) and noone answers it- I post a bible/ religion one, and everyone loses their minds..... Whats a poor boy to do?

[Gort]

[Egginbonce]

still a good film, that- a bit corny here and there, but a real classic!

[Gort]

Speaking of swimmin' ...

My parents used to sing me a nursery rhyme ...

Oh Jemima

Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim,

He's in the duck pond learning how to swim.

First he does the breaststroke, then he does the side,

Now he's under water swimming against the tide.



Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim,

Out in the corrider, water, soap and vim.

First he kneels on his left knee, then he kneels on his right,

Then he kneels on a bar of soap and whizzes out of sight!